• ap student: hey im going to my ap class
  • ap student: ugh my ap textbook is SO heavy
  • ap student: ugh, im taking 7 AP classes
  • ap student: AP
  • ap student: listen to me
  • ap student: look at me
  • ap student: AP
  • ap student: IM SMART
  • ap student: LET ME READ YOU MY ENTIRE SCHEDULE SO THAT YOU CAN INHALE HOW INTELLIGENT I AM AND BREATHE IN HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN YOU
  • ap student: ap
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koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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mariahcareyvevo:

the real google glass

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urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

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rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

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dikubutto:

blackturtleneckcat:

it’s not rude to interrupt someone to point out a dog

It’s actually more polite because then they don’t miss out on a dog

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