raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
i just realised…
it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth
does anyone else sort of get a lesbian vibe from ellen degeneres?
so my mom had a big event for church today and the theme was happy faces
like, those yellow ones
and we had popcorn balls and she was like “chelsea make them happy faces”
this is why i didn’t pursue art
OH MY FUCKING GOD